THE COW!!!
Once upon a time, there was this one cow
He decided to hold a feast for wolves
So he called the caterers and had them prepare a feast of sirloin stakes and lamb chops,
all cooked medium rare with blood as sauce.
Before even sending out invitations, the event was already packed with wolves from all across
the land
The cow then went on stage and started to give a speech:
"I would like to welcome fellow wolfies to this innaugural event. Please enjoy the food and after that, we'll party till the night becomes day!!!"
All the wolves were perplexed. Why on earth was a cow holding a feast, that mainly consisted of meals made from his own species? But as they were all so hungry, all started to dig in. Bit by bit, the dishes were gone. Until at one point... there was nothing left. With the wolves still being hungry.... they turned their attention towards the cow. Their mouthes were dripping, and thei tummies were rumbling. It's as if you can hear the word "Beef Steak", "Top Sirloin", "Tenderloin" and the other parts of a cow.
The cow just grinned, and waited... and waited... and waited....
UNTIL Finally... one wolf attacked!
Gracefully, the cow gave a flying kick which hit the wolf's spine. It died right there on the spot.
The others, rage by their friend's demise, then attacked in droves..... Pack after pack after pack... jumped onto the cow.... But... Pack after pack after pack... all were killed. Until finally, the wolves killed formed a very-very tall mountain, which almost reached the sky.
The cow took this oppurtunity to climb to the highest peak. It was so high... that it seemed that he could reach up to the stars... and ... touch the moon.
And then... at the top, this is what he did :)
So comes the nursery rhyme... THe COW JUMPS OVER THE MOON
(Ok... the cow didnt actually jump OVER the moon. It's just an illusion plus the fact that
you eyes play trick on you)....
UNFORTUNATELY!
The cow didn't plan everything. And... this fact was also ommitted from the nursery rhyme itlsef.... Sad story :( But the fact remains....
THE COW NOSE-DIVED INTO THE GROUND AND DIED!
That is the actual end. Sad... but true.
And ALL THE CHILDREN HAVE BEEN LIED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He decided to hold a feast for wolves
So he called the caterers and had them prepare a feast of sirloin stakes and lamb chops,
all cooked medium rare with blood as sauce.
Before even sending out invitations, the event was already packed with wolves from all across
the land
The cow then went on stage and started to give a speech:
"I would like to welcome fellow wolfies to this innaugural event. Please enjoy the food and after that, we'll party till the night becomes day!!!"
All the wolves were perplexed. Why on earth was a cow holding a feast, that mainly consisted of meals made from his own species? But as they were all so hungry, all started to dig in. Bit by bit, the dishes were gone. Until at one point... there was nothing left. With the wolves still being hungry.... they turned their attention towards the cow. Their mouthes were dripping, and thei tummies were rumbling. It's as if you can hear the word "Beef Steak", "Top Sirloin", "Tenderloin" and the other parts of a cow.
The cow just grinned, and waited... and waited... and waited....
UNTIL Finally... one wolf attacked!
Gracefully, the cow gave a flying kick which hit the wolf's spine. It died right there on the spot.
The others, rage by their friend's demise, then attacked in droves..... Pack after pack after pack... jumped onto the cow.... But... Pack after pack after pack... all were killed. Until finally, the wolves killed formed a very-very tall mountain, which almost reached the sky.
The cow took this oppurtunity to climb to the highest peak. It was so high... that it seemed that he could reach up to the stars... and ... touch the moon.
And then... at the top, this is what he did :)
So comes the nursery rhyme... THe COW JUMPS OVER THE MOON
(Ok... the cow didnt actually jump OVER the moon. It's just an illusion plus the fact that
you eyes play trick on you)....
UNFORTUNATELY!
The cow didn't plan everything. And... this fact was also ommitted from the nursery rhyme itlsef.... Sad story :( But the fact remains....
THE COW NOSE-DIVED INTO THE GROUND AND DIED!
That is the actual end. Sad... but true.
And ALL THE CHILDREN HAVE BEEN LIED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Ahmad Javanese at
1/19/2006 11:58:00 AM
8 Comments:
Nasib baik bukan citer berus gigi lagi ^_^
By
Anonymous, at Thu Jan 19, 12:21:00 PM
hahahhaa.. so funy. u made this up or u took it fr somewhre? nevertheless, as always, because it comes from u, it is always funny, dude. cool stuff...
By
princessren, at Thu Jan 19, 12:56:00 PM
come from me :P
I am bored 2day
So I make up cerita dongeng
By
Ahmad Javanese, at Thu Jan 19, 03:18:00 PM
kesian lembu.. so secara logic dia, banyak gak ler wolf dia ajak datang kan. untuk prepare feast tuh, cow tuh korbankan member2 dia ke pegi beli daging kat pasar? tapi pastu ada lamb chop.. cam kaum kambing tak rasa offended ke? tapi kenapa wolves jer datang? naper takde harimau datang skali? nie citer kat aner nie? kat mesia ke kat US ke? sebab kalau kat mesia, karang jumpa lembu hitam putih. kalau kat US, lembu2 dia pun tak banyak hitam putih. so prolly can new zealand lah kot eks? lagipun kat new zealand ley nampak moon lagi besar. so logically, besar gak lah lompatan lembu tuh masa dia panjat semua wolf tuh. so jadi logiclah dia jatuh tersembam lalu mati kerana jarak lompatan dia untuk melepasi seluruh bulan tuh agak besar. skian!
By
Ija, at Fri Jan 20, 04:15:00 PM
ampes adik aku tu tukar2 citer aku plak
semua ni berlaku kat USA, pasal kat sana je menda2 pelik ni jadi
kekekekeke
Dan specifically berlaku kat Troy, NY
By
Ahmad Javanese, at Sat Jan 21, 01:32:00 AM
ko cerita kat farhanah tak???
By
Izhal, at Sun Jan 22, 07:03:00 PM
ingat citer ice cream walls baru..pasal cow moo moo...
By
Abu S.H, at Sun Jan 22, 10:33:00 PM
mula2 cerita kat dia la
lepas tu baru masuk blog
:P
By
Ahmad Javanese, at Sun Jan 22, 10:44:00 PM
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