FINISH THE APPLE!!!

Today I'd like to talk about apples. Yes... green, red, yellow... are there any other colors?

Anyway... I'd like to write about the act of eating apples. Normally... when people NEVER FINISH THE APPLE!!!!!! ... this pisses some parties off!!!! (ok, it pisses me off)

Allow me to explain.

We start off with a whole apple.



















Red, juicy... deliciosooo!!! Usually people start eating from the sides. And then slowly (or speedily for some) make his/her way to the other sides... Until at one point... the apple looks like this...




















But for some... they don't even bother to get to this point... The meal ends with the apple looking like... like.... an unfinished apple... Sorry for the unsuccessful attempt at finding an analogy :P

Anyway.... Here's the pic:



















Ok.... this is definitlely not the way to go. And it's absolutely a whole lot wrose than the 'normally' finished apple (the pic before).
What a waste! Just imagine the people in famine struck coutries liek Africa, Afghanistan and also North Korea!!!

Why stop and leave some parts of the apple to rot? FINISH THE WHOLE THING!!!

Ok. Here what happens when I eat an apple.
The only thing that gets left behind are:....



















Yeps... I go all the way until only the seeds are left. Unfortunately, apple's dont grow that well in Malaysia's climate. So I cannot plant them in my backyard. Then I wont have to buy additional apples.
:P

BUT! Yes... it is possible to finish the apple... Even the stem can be eaten... But you have to get used to the taste first. Hehehehe.

Just make your way as you normally would. And then... carefully, eat the white 'flesh'.... until dark shades start to appear. This means you're nearing the seeds. Carefully, remove the seeds... and then, after all has been taken out... just GOBBLE up the whole thing... And then throw the seeds onto grassy or soiled land.. so that eveything gets bio-degraded. :)

After that, you would get the satisfaction of yer life... for finishing one WHOLE apple, and getting you money's worth... plus not to mention... being a sensitive WORLD citizen, not taking what you have for granted... let it be a small red apple :)

Ok... I actually try to understand why people only eat apples up to one point.
I myself used to eat that way.... until I was taught the art of APPLE FINISHING by Asyran bin Ahmad (Mok!!!!)... a math genius from Kelantan :)

Anyway.... my theories are:

1) It's already been conditioned... people watch TV and commercials, and read comic strips and newspapers... or even see other people who eat apples.... if there's a picture of an apple... or an eaten apple... it will always appear as the commonly seen, 'side-is-eaten-but-not-the-rest',

2).... shoot. I can only thing of one.

So.... I am now promoting the eating of the whole apple. Eat until there is nothing left.
But please do not eat the seeds, for they might not blend well in your tummy. Plus, they come out whole! And you might just recognise them if you happen to peek down into the bowl :)
which is not reccommended.

Ok. That is all from me. Oh... BTW, this is Apple's Logo. Unrelated... but still, this is an example of promotion of wastage. PLUS! Not to mention strengthening the long-held belief that apples are fruits that should not be wholly finished!
(ok... I am exaggerating here... please scrap that last bit of information.)





















I am over ToothBrushes. I am an apple man now. But I lack the $$$ to buy an I-Mac ...

Mat Nabil, you think we can rompak one of those GAJAH PUTIH's in the lab? I dont think anyone will notice... for ... ok... they are white... and have officially earned the White Elehant reputation for lack of use and accumulation of dust.

CHHERIOS!!!

PS:- FINISH YOUR APPLE!!! THINK OUT OF THE BOX LIKE STEVE JOBS DID!!!!